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I need a new car, and that version three of the prius is lookin’ sweet. Opinions?
Do you remember your smartest thought? I remember mine. It was 4th grade. Early 80’s, when an actor was president and computer screens were green. I don’t know what New Jersey teachers conference taught every teacher to have the same stock answer about artificial intelligence, but they did. “Humans made computers, so they will always be smarter.” End of story. For some reason it was repeated often, as if to not try to teach us …

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What do you do if you hate your job, and then don’t really like your home life either? I feel like that guy in American Beauty who says the best part of his everyday is when he jerks off in the shower in the morning. Is this living? Sorry for being vague, but I fear the details would instigate such an intense and acute attack of boredom that it may be fatal.

Have you watched the movie Darkon? Well I have, and let me tell you, it is beyond epic. If …

So I noticed that my BF has been looking on the m4m pages of a personals site- mostly ads that say “discreet bi guy…”. He has never mentioned being bi or having a male/male fantasy. Do I confront him? Does bisexual end up gay? Help!!!
Uh.. not looking good. Let’s take this nice and slow. I’m assuming you discovered this information from the classic browser history search? When are these dudes going to learn how to cover their tracks? It’s always the same…they leave it strewn across the cyber-history like dirty …

Ok. So why the frack do girls leave the toilet seat up? Or the real question. Why does it bother me so much? There is a reason there is a LID on the toilet. Its not just girls, I know. But wtf. You know, its bad Feng Shui to leave it up. Your money goes down the toilet. So I started “hanging out” with this new girl that I’m pretty stoked on and she stayed over the other night. Everytime I went to the bathroom the toilet seat was up. …

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I couldn’t get to a question today, so I thought I’d post a classic. Sometime in the early nineties, someone gave me a cassette of cell phone calls. Back when cell phones were basically glorified walkie-talkies, all you needed was the correct receiver to listen in. I think the tape was all recorded in Northern California around Santa Rosa. It was pretty entertaining on the whole, but nothing stuck out like baby love. An epic moment of pure relationship transparency that would be painful …

dear apey

I am a divorced girl with a question. I have been divorced a little over a year and don’t have any kids. Work has been slow so I spend a lot of time on facebook. Of course I have been doing the classic facebook catching up with high school people thing and started flirting with a guy I grew up with. He has a son but is separated and on the road to divorce with his (ex)wife. That’s not the issue, she is already seeing someone etc.. My …

dear ape,
so i have this friend…

who met this guy on the internet. not on some matchmaking website (that would make this all the more easy) but on a blog. a blog like this. you know, blogger posts stuff, people read and enjoy. blogger accepts comments and posts, so she commented and posted. and the nice blogger would write back. after a few exchanges through email in regard to the content of the blog, more emails began getting exchanged in regard to other stuff. not related to the blog. then …