hey Steve, can we nope audiophiles? I understand the want to listen to a nice stereo, but at some point, like all other obsessions it gets too much. I really can’t stand the pursuit of qualities that are ultimately arbitrary. It is like what you said about yelpers and self proclaimed foodies. “Oh this 180 gram deluxe copy of Sonic Youth’s Dirty is so much better now that i have suspended my speaker wires by little tripods. The brights are brighter, and the bass is just pure savory”
I mean, at …

Call me crazy, but I think the quick and tragic end to humanity as we know it is worth a nope, but then again, I’m complainy like that. Not to be the alarmist or anything, but this guy’s theory scared the eff out of me: http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing-event Death by methane and hell-fire within the next six months? Wtf. That is not cool.
Is it true? Who knows. Who knows what is going on in the Gulf. I couldn’t even really figure out if there was news on the no-news. Media blackout? …

I was dating this guy for a month and a half. He was pretty into me the first week or two. We talked every day, told me he like me, he was super open to me, and we shared a lot… clearly he was doing the chasing. Of course, when I started to show more interest, he got scared and I didn’t hear from him for a week. I called him out on his bullshit and he basically said he didn’t know if he was ready for a relationship but …

hello ape,
would you think less of a someone if they went down on you on the second date? i say second only cause even i have not gone down on a first date (and i got skillz). That’s just asking for the Brother P-touch to spell out an E-A-S-Y label on your ass.
What’s a dome master to do? waste my talent and “get to know the guy” (bleck) or show my worth and make him miss me more when we ultimately go our separate ways.
I get asked this all …

what do you do when you get tired of answering questions
Today I heard a girl drop the word “spontaneity”. I don’t know why, but that word is the worst. I suppose it’s not really the word, but more of the way people use it.. always in self reference to their wild and crazy unplanned life. I had my mental earplugs working overtime but I’m even pretty sure she used it wrong.. something like “No, I like this one, but I also like the other one.. but I roll like …