I’d start by saying I wrote the book on preppy, but I most definitely didn’t. I know this because it was The Preppy Handbook that first blew my mind in the summer after 5th grade. I remember, specifically, being in my sisters room and asking her what it was.
her: It’s a handbook about preppy style
me: What’s preppy style?
her: It’s a style.
me: What’s a style?
her: It’s just, like.. a way to dress.
me: What do you mean? (I asked an insane amount of questions as a kid.)
her: (getting annoyed) It, I …

I don’t often worry about getting writers block. In fact, if anything my problem is the opposite where I am thinking faster than my hands can type comfortably, so when I do get a subject where I think “wtf am I going to say about that..” it scares me. Manpris are just that topic, because what more needs to be said than a capital NOPE before turning off the lights and getting a few too many whiskies at the Nopers hang out. (The Nopacobana, over on 4th and Broad(no)way… ba …

Ok, yes. Before we begin I have to disclaimer major nepotism here. Yes, this is my best friend Jen’s shop. Yes, we shared an office years ago when she was starting it, talking Bras over Beers by the pool table. Yes, the only art show they’ve ever had was my drawings and shirts. Yes, I helped paint both locations and yes I take these photos for them. If you ever see a picture of me and I’m throwing a P.R. with my hands, don’t be surprised. This is one set …

I am going to go out with this guy on sunday. we have flirted a lot before and we both agreed that we are going out “as friends” for a couple reasons. (we are both kind of friends of friends…so that makes things a bit complicated. he and one of my friends sort of hung out a lot and liked each other but never dated. it ended abruptly) but i have a feeling that something might happen. we have hinted about doing stuff together…first it started out as joking but …

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Can you help me out with the clothing thing? Do guys like girls that dress slutty? Or nice? Or what? I never know if I’m wearing the right thing. Not that I only think about guys, but I do want a boyfriend and would like to have some idea of what I should be aiming for.

How come golf always gets all the analogy love? On par, hole in one.. all that shit. I guess because people who play understand the language? “Bro, you just sliced that one into the …