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How does the magic work, you wonder? Well, it starts with a small seed (your confusion). You share with me and I pee all over it (figuratively) until a giant answer tree grows! Then we cut it down and burn it while consuming an 18-pack of tecate and bask in the warm glow of resolution… (literally?) You can drag the questions box larger (lower right corner..) if you really need to let it rip.. (feel free to type in anything random for the name and email if you’re shy.)
If you want to contact me to write for your illustrious publication, to tell me to STFU, or anything in between that’s not an advice jammy.. you can use this form also or red phone it to steven at singleape dot com…
