I love a good user suggested nope. The only thing I like more than that is my eyes on the street capturing the nopes of the world for all of us to study like a rare South American Praying Mantis. This follow up was twitterd to me (tweeted? Twaat?) by someone code named 0317. (good work keeping it on the DL, agent 0317, we are probably being watched.. I guess you really like St. Patrick’s day?) Anyway.. they followed up with an amazing double shot.. like that game in Highlights at the dentist office, can you spot both nopes? Good thing I’m o.k. with Miller forties or else this would have been a trifecta. Mega ape points for the Trifecta. In fact if anyone gets photo proof of one, I will personally send you a prize.

Here is a straight nope question to ponder: are flap jeans worse with an ass or without? Cause homey is seriously missing a set of buns. I know they say the flaps can “enhance” in a kind of optical illusion sort of way, which means he has even less ass than we are imagining how little ass he has. That’s not much. I hope his forties go straight to the ass and don’t just stop at the gut because he could use the Miller filler!

I had this mega nope for today that was a mish-mash of how nopes are actually good for my karma, the collective hive existence and the probability of life on other planets all coming together to explain the timeliness of an epic set of heels on an attractive early-thirties business woman walking Spring Street on a beautiful fall afternoon, but it still needs some fleshing out. So the not-quite-a-trifecta is what we have. It’s not the meaning of life, or style, or nopes… but that doesn’t mean it isn’t just as beautiful. (tear)