[2 Sep 2010 | One Comment | ]
“…and I’m not talking about the fruity cocktail…”

Soooo, while I was in the Hamptons (and nursing a broken heart), I meet this super cute, sweet, smart guy at a swank restaurant/bar. He is way younger than I am, and curious about my age (because my friend keeps chiding him and his friend about how young they are). Turns out he’s 11 years younger than I am, but I dismiss his questions with “a proper gentleman would never ask a lady how old she is.” We talked and flirted for hours and then, my friend invites him and …

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[3 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
vacationarity donations…

This confession might sound funny to you if you read the nopes often, but as opinionated and annoyingly stubborn I might come across as, I really am one of the most sway-able people you’ll ever meet. Ok, maybe not the most, but I would be the guy on the jury who absolutely agrees with whichever lawyer spoke to me last. When I read those point/counter-point articles, after the first I’m usually, “Yea! You tell ‘em!” and the second gets a, “Yay, what he said!” What I’m saying is; if you …

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[2 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
viral contesting…

Recently I saw an advertisement for a movie contest. The gist of the contest was that you make a two minute video of your proposed project and the winners would get a camera to shoot their movie with. I was super excited about it, not only because I had the perfect idea for a movie but also because I love the idea of limiting yourself to one piece of gear, like a small SLR camera, to shoot your whole movie with. Quite honestly, with limitless possibilities I get limitlessly confused. …

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[2 Sep 2010 | One Comment | ]
“…and I’m not talking about the fruity cocktail…”

Soooo, while I was in the Hamptons (and nursing a broken heart), I meet this super cute, sweet, smart guy at a swank restaurant/bar. He is way younger than I am, and curious about my age (because my friend keeps chiding him and his friend about how young they are). Turns out he’s 11 years younger than I am, but I dismiss his questions with “a proper gentleman would never ask a lady how old she is.” We talked and flirted for hours and then, my friend invites him and …

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[2 Sep 2010 | No Comment | ]
it’s not only a drink…

Soooo, while I was in the Hamptons (and nursing a broken heart), I meet this super cute, sweet, smart guy at a swank restaurant/bar. He is way younger than I am, and curious about my age (because my friend keeps chiding him and his friend about how young they are). Turns out he’s 11 years younger than I am, but I dismiss his questions with “a proper gentleman would never ask a lady how old she is.” We talked and flirted for hours and then, my friend invites him and …

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[1 Sep 2010 | 7 Comments | ]
girlfriend-material world…

Hey Ape,
To make a long story short, I tried to make out with a friend with whom I have pretty strong sexual chemistry, and got shut down because he said he views me as girlfriend material, but isn’t in a position to have a girlfriend right now and doesn’t want to fuck things up in the meantime.
So give it to me straight, as nice as this sounds, it’s still just a rejection, right?
Aw baby, you’re girlfriend material. That sucks. Not what he said, but, I dunno. I think i’d rather …